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May 1, 2008
The Next Caption Contest
What are your captions for this cartoon by Tim Walburg?

Winning entries will be published in the Summer 2008 edition of Leadership. Please include your name, your church’s name, city, and state.
Comments
Look honey, they've only got one arm and they're all bow-legged; you can take them.
Posted By: bishopdave | May 1, 2008 9:17 AM
I'm sure the invitation said "Missional Dinner."
Posted By: Jarrod | May 1, 2008 9:24 AM
Is this what they meant by Tribal wedding ceremony?
Posted By: Leoskeo | May 1, 2008 9:47 AM
It this a Priest's collar? Oh no...this means I'm now fully available *wink wink*
Posted By: Aaron | May 1, 2008 10:01 AM
Next time we're going on a cruise and forgetting the denominational missions vision trip
Posted By: Randal Kay | May 1, 2008 10:38 AM
Maybe we can forgo that "Wait until marriage" thing!
Posted By: anonymous | May 1, 2008 10:53 AM
And then I said, "Let's collect the offering after the sermon..."
Posted By: Byron Harvey | May 1, 2008 11:27 AM
"I wonder if they ate a chicken would they say it tastes like human?"
Ecclecia
Houston, TX
Posted By: Ron | May 1, 2008 12:35 PM
"Cultural relevance is overrated."
Posted By: Skye | May 1, 2008 12:47 PM
"Honey, are you sure you are called to missions?"
Littleton, CO
Posted By: Clint | May 1, 2008 1:02 PM
"It's hard to see it right now, but I'm sure this is a great growing experience for the both of us."
South Side Christian Church
Springfield, IL
Posted By: Jason Logue | May 1, 2008 1:20 PM
So this is what people do to you when they see a Brian McLaren book on your shelf.
Posted By: skeptical | May 1, 2008 2:03 PM
So honey, how do you think the mission trip is going so far?
Mexico Baptist Church
Mexico Indiana
Posted By: Charles Cole | May 1, 2008 2:35 PM
"You just had to quote Frank Viola and 'Pagan Christianity' in the elders meeting, didn't you ..."
Posted By: Chad | May 1, 2008 2:59 PM
I guess using a "seeker-sensitive" approach is not the best for the Stained-glass tribe.
Posted By: Rick | May 1, 2008 3:32 PM
When I preached on the importance of not boiling a kid in its mother's milk, I didn't think they'd look for alternatives...
Posted By: Doug | May 1, 2008 8:10 PM
'Enough of calling me Pastor...just call me Stew...'
Posted By: steve martin | May 1, 2008 8:47 PM
I am beginning to rethink my pre-trib theology
Posted By: charles | May 1, 2008 9:57 PM
This hot water is nothing compared to the time I asked the choir to sing that new praise song.
Posted By: sid | May 2, 2008 8:26 AM
Well, look at the bright side...at least they finally agreed on something!
Posted By: Bil_ | May 2, 2008 11:02 AM
I should have known better than to preach on "old time religion."
Posted By: Bil_ | May 2, 2008 11:06 AM
So it's obvious I've underestimated just how tribal these 'Emergents' can be...
Posted By: Bil_ | May 2, 2008 11:10 AM
Well, honey, you're the one who said you wanted a "small country church."
Posted By: Bil_ | May 2, 2008 11:12 AM
It's not as bad as it seems...
Posted By: Bil_ | May 2, 2008 11:15 AM
The upside is I've finally gotten the congregation to agree on something...
Posted By: Bil_ | May 2, 2008 11:16 AM
Did you remember to wash your hands?
Posted By: Sara | May 2, 2008 12:06 PM
My dear, in this culture there is a difference between covered dish and pot luck!
Posted By: chuck melton | May 2, 2008 3:02 PM
This must be what they meant by baptism by fire.
Posted By: Skye | May 2, 2008 3:09 PM
I never though the YouTube ad that said, "Come work where other people vacation", would lead to this!
Hazelglen Alliance Church
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
Posted By: Allan | May 2, 2008 9:49 PM
"I knew we should have put in stained glass windows. But who knew they were so passionate about themselves."
Posted By: Glenn Hatcher | May 3, 2008 8:12 AM
"I'm rethinking how I contextualized 'So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth...'"
Grace Chapel
Farmington Hills, MI
Posted By: Rob | May 3, 2008 3:09 PM
"... even their virtues were being burned away."
Posted By: J. R. Daniel Kirk | May 4, 2008 9:50 AM
"Forgive them Father, for they know not what they eat."
Darren King
Redmond, Oregon
Posted By: Darren King | May 5, 2008 9:33 AM
Honey, I'm not sure I want our relationship to heat up this much.
Posted By: Doug | May 6, 2008 8:14 AM
Sweetheart... it may not be the best time to bring up your objections to the policy on women in the ministry during elder meetings.
Maple Grove Christian Church
Charlottesville, VA
Posted By: Sara | May 6, 2008 4:11 PM
And all I asked was: Can we consider CHANGING the time of the morning Service?
Posted By: David Cumby | May 7, 2008 10:10 AM
Honey, honest! I didn't know this is what the board had in mind when they said they would be giving us our OWN hot tub for Christmas!
Rick Sheets
Community Alliance Church
New Haven, New York
Posted By: Rick Sheets | May 9, 2008 7:19 AM
"Don't look at me Pastor, you invited them to our Missionary Conference."
Posted By: Mark Beasley | May 9, 2008 8:05 AM
No honey, I'm sure I told them I wanted to be on fire for the Lord, not in the fire.
Posted By: Charles Cole | May 14, 2008 3:04 AM
Preach the Gospel "In Seasoning" and "Out of Seasoning!!"
Posted By: Scott Sawyer | May 14, 2008 12:59 PM