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August 4, 2008
The Next Caption Contest
What are your captions for this cartoon by Tim Walburg?
Winning entries will be published in the Fall 2008 edition of Leadership. Please include your name, your church’s name, city, and state.
Comments
Combining "I am the vine, you are the branches," with "the birds of the air have nests," was visually and exegetically powerful.
Posted By: Matt | August 4, 2008 9:06 AM
"Now that is what I call, "Going out on a limb!""
Posted By: sheerahkahn | August 4, 2008 10:23 AM
"Enjoyed the sermon, reverend."
Posted By: trierr | August 4, 2008 10:28 AM
Next week however, church returned to normal
Posted By: Dave Carrol | August 4, 2008 2:04 PM
"And we will pray for healing, but we won't lay hands on that part of the body."
Posted By: Eustace | August 4, 2008 4:05 PM
"Did you pick your nose?"
Posted By: Emerson | August 4, 2008 4:06 PM
"Sometimes the bark is worse than his bite."
Posted By: Austin | August 4, 2008 4:07 PM
"I loved the story about you asking someone to let you take them across Niagara Falls in a wheelbarrow. I'd wondered who did that."
Posted By: Jarrod | August 4, 2008 4:17 PM
I've got no strings to hold me down...
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or
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When you meet temptation and the urge is very strong -
Give a little whistle!
Posted By: Dan Haase | August 4, 2008 5:43 PM
"You've never struggled with lust? That's amazing. Maybe you can talk to our young people"
Posted By: Stephen | August 4, 2008 9:32 PM
The best sermon you've EVER heard? Are you serious Mr. Pinocchio?
Posted By: Chilly | August 5, 2008 12:31 AM
"Your arguments for calvinist theology, inerrancy, and the bible as a purely historical document are interesting, but something tells me you're not quite being faithful to scripture, Pastor Pinnochio."
Posted By: mike rucker | August 5, 2008 6:57 AM
" You know I was a little skeptical at first, you know, re-grown hair, the gold teeth, etc. But Aaron's staff? Wow!! We're coming back next week for sure!"
Posted By: John Jiberno | August 5, 2008 10:25 AM
"So good to meet a minister that takes church planting seriously."
Morris Fellowship
Morris, MB, Canada
Posted By: Ward Parkinson | August 5, 2008 11:38 AM
My favourite chapter of the Bible? I find Romans 11 is always encouraging, although my experience of verse 24 was something of a surprise.
LifePoint Church
Swansea, United Kingdom
Posted By: Hugh Griffiths | August 5, 2008 12:54 PM
I didn't believe you had church-planting in your blood until now, pastor.
Posted By: lobro | August 5, 2008 3:13 PM
"Sir, I really don't believe that is your real name!"
John Hill
Hughes Grove Baptist Church
Thomasville, NC 2730
Posted By: John Hill | August 5, 2008 5:27 PM
Clyde, I think you're taking the "I am the vine, you are the branches" passage too literally.
Posted By: Lynn Pryor | August 6, 2008 7:33 AM
"It appears as though Matthew 13:31-32 has taken root in your nose."
Posted By: Rev. David Willerup | August 6, 2008 10:09 AM
"We are still praying that your ministry will bear fruit."
Posted By: david | August 6, 2008 12:20 PM
Yes Pastor, Arbor Day has a special place in my heart too.
Ralph quietly apologized for saying that Rev. Brown's perching had never been better.
Pastor Wilkes striped ties were always attention getters.
Posted By: John | August 7, 2008 4:05 PM
*After interviewing for a new position.
'Yes, everything I've said is true. I grew a ministry from 100 to 4,000...
Posted By: boyd bettis | August 8, 2008 3:28 PM
We are so glad to meet a pastor who says living together is OK!
Posted By: Bil_ | August 9, 2008 9:55 PM
It's great to know that all TRUE Christians are votin' Republican!! Right, Pastor?
Posted By: Bil_ | August 9, 2008 9:57 PM
It's great to know that all TRUE Christians are votin' Democrat!! Right, Pastor?
Posted By: Bil_ | August 9, 2008 9:58 PM
Great sermon! We've never heard a gospel like that before!!
Posted By: Bil_ | August 9, 2008 9:59 PM
I agree with you, Pastor...all these other preachers are just afraid to proclaim the truth about a woman's place in the Church!
Posted By: Bil_ | August 9, 2008 10:08 PM
I liked this week's sermon on women being silent in Church even better than last week's sermon on appropriate hair styles...
Posted By: Bil_ | August 9, 2008 10:12 PM
1. Sir,you wish to play the nasal organ
with your snout nozzel?
2. Welcome the First Church "seek and ye shall find."
3. Healing.."yes,your nose is out of joint
and we will place it on the grindstone."
Posted By: Rev.H.Feltman | August 11, 2008 8:41 AM
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